There’s a school room which has a long yellow school bus with dolls hanging out the window (dangerous!), a playground where they’re spinning in tire swings and hanging off monkey bars (also dangerous!), a classroom of them studying at little desks, and finally, my favorite, the cafeteria. But again, I’m here to find out what’s up with this tree that pushes baby dolls out of her vagina.įrom what I understand, this hospital is ever-evolving, changing its displays quite regularly, but on my particular trip, each room of the house has a theme. Everyone else is a kid or related to one.
Now might be a good time to mention I was probably the only 32-year-old child-free person on the property.
#HOSPITAL INCUBATOR BABIES PATCH#
Not just because they want to make sure nobody is stealing dolls, but because everyone who works here fully commits to their role as actual doctors and LPNs (Licensed Patch Nurses). The little girl behind me has to sign her Cabbage Patch Doll in, too. Just like a real hospital, you’re greeted by staff wearing scrubs and doctors coats and are asked to sign in as a visitor upon entry. People apparently complain a lot (just scroll through the hundreds of reviews on TripAdvisor) about the exhibits being too small now, the place being too commercial in general, and no one being able to walk around Mother Tree anymore while she’s giving birth to a babydoll. But it’s less personal and more like a store, which is fitting since the whole point is to get you to buy one of their $300 baby dolls, especially since admission is free. The new facility has a Grand Ballroom that’s ideal for birthday parties, family reunions, or weddings if you have some weird doll fetish and or a twisted sense of humor like me.
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